I know this is kind of lame.. but it made me laugh....
Cattle Call Queen competition is the huge event of the fall.
You say B-town a lot
You hang out at the Donut Shop whenever you can.
You hate the name Stella and will never name a child that.
Your school yearbook is 200 pages longer than the other valley schools
Your parents have a collection of anti-Spartan badges
The Bell Game is THE SHIT.
You know what the Bell Game is.
You go to the Bell Game just to see B-town win for the umpteenth time in a row.
You don't care that your school is the only school lacking an academic decathalon team.
Your star football player from last season could not graduate because of grades.
You have allergies, but you still go to the rodeo.
Your mom signs off your 15 hours of community service needed to graduate.
Your teachers have habits such as smoking, drinking, pedafiling, and non-English speaking.
Cinco de Mayo is more important than 4th of July.
Johnny's is the BEST.
Detention is the social thing to do.
'higher education', for pretty much all of you, is going to mean IVC.
The best place to eat in the county is Applebee's. No it's deffinatley Grassos or Burgers and Beer!
You eat cheetos and doritos with lemon and Chile
You eat fries with cheese with avocado sauce.
It is not unusual for girls to be wearing a tank top, shorts, and flip flops in december.
You are, or know someone from your grade who's been pregnant.
Getting In-and-out food is a special thing you do when your out of town.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment